Subscribe via RSS FeedWhy eCommerce is a Lot Like ICanHasCheezburger
ICanHasCheezburger is a photoblog where users can submit funny cat pictures with captions. Users are encouraged to “Lolspeak” which has evolved into common buzzwords like “oh hai,” “ur doing it wrong,” “srsly” and “kthxbai.” A lot of people surf ICHC while they’re supposed to be working.
Ecommerce websites upload product pictures and descriptions. Etailers speak gibberish like “average conversion rate,” “landing page optimization” and “Geo-IP targeting.” A lot people shop online when they’re supposed to be working.
Today’s post is a tribute to online retailers and cat lovers everywhere. For each ecommerce topic, there is a Cheezburger pic and a link to a related article (most on Get Elastic, a few from our blogger frendz). Hope u likez. (If you’re on Sphinn or Mixx you can also Sphinn it or Mixx it).
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Product Pages
Product Descriptions
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Image Zoom
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Increasing Average Order Value
Merchandising
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Up-selling / Cross-Selling
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Product Subscriptions
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Design and Usability
Site Navigation
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Alternative Navigation
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Site Search
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Crazy Ecommerce Video: Zero Results Found
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Pop-Ups
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Slow Loading Pages
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Registration Usability
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Landing Page Optimization
Creating Compelling Copy
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Personalization / IP Targeting
Using Geo-IP To Tailor Content Delivery
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Cart Abandonment
Trust-Building
Podcast: Building Trust with Hackersafe
Guest Post: Losing Customers at the Register: 12 Checkout Blunders
Dealing With FUDDs
Cart Abandonment: Nipping FUDDs in the Bud
Privacy Policies
Marketing Campaigns
Email Marketing
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Unwanted Email
Consumers Believe Spam Means Unwanted, Not Unsolicited Email
Product Guides / Tutorial Marketing
Copyblogger: The Return of Tutorial Marketing?
Holiday and Event Marketing
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Value-Added Incentives
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Customer Service
Live Chat
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Responding to Emails
Justin Palmer’s 25 Ways to Improve Customer Service
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Return Policies
Dodging Dishonest Customer Chargebacks
Free Return Shipping
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Building Community / Social Media
Ratings and Reviews
How to Attract Customer Reviews
How to Ask for Customer Reviews, Nicely
Webinar: User Reviews: The Power of Social Commerce
All customer reviews articles
User Submitted Photos
Do Customer Submitted Photos Add Value?
Community Moderation
Fake Customer Reviews, Bad Product Reviews - What to Do?
Reputation Management
Invesp Guest Post: Common Reputation Management Issues and How to Address Them
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Absolute genius!
A freaking amazing article.
Superb! *still grinning*
Bless you for recognizing the beauty of kiiiiittttties!
:-)
Wow, very clever Linda! I am sure this will go viral :)
Rich
Linda- WE LOVE THIS POST. OMG. We all laughed really good when we saw this. Happy belated Canada Day btw.
@ everyone,
Thanks for your kind comments. You don’t know how long I’ve waited to post this, it’s been months in the making :)
thanks for the Canada Day wishes, happy Independence Day to all our ‘Merican friends.
This is a great article to start your day ;)
Language in Internet just like web 2.0 starts reflecting your real language - its deformalised.. i saw it already with SMSes - i even disliked it a bit at the beginning. its normal for Internet culture.. maybe deformalized is like less bureaucratic and more human oriented..
Ha, great post Linda. Kittehs will lead us to world peace.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahIcan’t stophahahahaha
Check out this follow up from a fashion blogger/Get Elastic reader:
http://appozitegeist.appozite.com/2008/07/i-can-has-shopping-cats/
I’ve been following you a while. I love this site. My granddaughter says Oh Hai too…she’s 3
Oh Hai! Kute kittehz!
Just for all the time you took to compile this. *Diggs* Awesome! :D
Hilarious! :D
Very very nice :). Very good idea for viral campaign :)
This made me smile. And that’s not expected to happen while reading a blog including ‘eCommerce’ in its title. Brilliant!
Cat hat wins
this is hilarious. The Invisible Shopping Cart is now my wallpaper.
Хорошо получилось.
OMG sweet little kitty’s
i wantz them