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Why eCommerce is a Lot Like ICanHasCheezburger

ICanHasCheezburger is a photoblog where users can submit funny cat pictures with captions. Users are encouraged to “Lolspeak” which has evolved into common buzzwords like “oh hai,” “ur doing it wrong,” “srsly” and “kthxbai.” A lot of people surf ICHC while they’re supposed to be working.

Ecommerce websites upload product pictures and descriptions. Etailers speak gibberish like “average conversion rate,” “landing page optimization” and “Geo-IP targeting.” A lot people shop online when they’re supposed to be working.

Today’s post is a tribute to online retailers and cat lovers everywhere. For each ecommerce topic, there is a Cheezburger pic and a link to a related article (most on Get Elastic, a few from our blogger frendz). Hope u likez. (If you’re on Sphinn or Mixx you can also Sphinn it or Mixx it).

Search Engine Marketing

SEO Myths

funny pictures

Jill Whalen’s Top 10 SEO Organic Myths
Lee Odden’s 5 Myths About SEO
Tadeusz Szewczyk’s Top 10 SEO Myths V2

Improving Click Through Rates

funny pictures

Short URLs Attract 250% Higher Click-Through in Organic Search
An Example of Excellent Search Result Marketing
PPC Advertising: Are You Selling Yourself in Your Ads?

Analytics

cat

Marketing Pilgrim Guest Post: 8 Stupid Things Webmasters Do To Mess Up Their Analytics
Problogger Guest Post: Almost 7 Ways to Re-Optimize Your Blog Posts
All of our posts tagged analytics

Product Pages

Product Descriptions

Improve Product Descriptions Using Customer Reviews
Janet Meiners’ What Customers Want: More Detailed Product Descriptions

Show Products in Context

Can Product Images Improve Conversion?

Calls-to-Action / Cart Buttons

107 Add to Cart Buttons of Top Online Retailers
Call to Action Buttons: Does Size Matter?

Image Zoom

How Top Retailers Show Product Images

Increasing Average Order Value

Merchandising

Webinar: Effective Online Merchandising, What Sells?
Crazy Ecommerce Video: Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought…
Check out all merchandising posts

Up-selling / Cross-Selling

Cross-Selling Tips for Online Retailers
User Generated Cross-Sells, Why Isn’t Anyone Doing It?
Read all cross-selling posts

Product Subscriptions

cat

funny pictures

Amazon’s Novel Way to Increase Customer Loyalty
Asking Customers to Go Steady: Tips for Repeat Orders

Design and Usability

Site Navigation

See all posts about site navigation

Alternative Navigation

Office Max Reinvents Navigation

Site Search

Why You Should Turn On Google Site Search Today
Optimizing Site Search for Non-Product Information
Crazy Ecommerce Video: Zero Results Found
See all site-search articles

Pop-Ups

Design Vs. Art Blog: Pop-ups Are Bad for Usability

Slow Loading Pages

Alan Rimm-Kaufman shares tips for speeding up your site’s load time
Crazy Ecommerce Video: Banana-rama-rama-rama…

Registration Usability

Registration Usability: 87 Registration Forms Tested
Registration Usability - Permission Email Dos and Donts

Landing Page Optimization

Creating Compelling Copy

Browse all posts tagged Copywriting

Personalization / IP Targeting

Using Geo-IP To Tailor Content Delivery
Webinar Recap: Love, Faith & Hope: Conversion Meets Customer Behavior
Full replay of webinar: click here

Cart Abandonment

The Ecommerce Checkout Report

Trust-Building

Podcast: Building Trust with Hackersafe
Guest Post: Losing Customers at the Register: 12 Checkout Blunders

Dealing With FUDDs

Cart Abandonment: Nipping FUDDs in the Bud

Privacy Policies

Privacy Policy Usability Tips

Marketing Campaigns

Email Marketing

Make Emails Look Good With Images Off
Tips for Writing Welcome Emails
Do Your Email Subject Lines Deliver?
Check out all our email marketing posts.

Unwanted Email

Consumers Believe Spam Means Unwanted, Not Unsolicited Email

Product Guides / Tutorial Marketing


Copyblogger: The Return of Tutorial Marketing?

Holiday and Event Marketing

Webinar: 7 Simple Ways to Boost Your Holiday Conversion Rate
Webinar: 12 Things Retailers Must Learn from Christmas ‘07
View all posts tagged holiday marketing

Value-Added Incentives

Giving Gift Givers More Options

Customer Service

Live Chat

GrokDotCom: Make Your Live Chat Persuasive
Internet Retailer: 10 Tips for Employing Live Chat Profitably

Responding to Emails

Justin Palmer’s 25 Ways to Improve Customer Service
View all entries tagged customer service

Return Policies

Dodging Dishonest Customer Chargebacks

Free Return Shipping

Good Customer Service Still the Best Word-of-Mouth Strategy

Building Community / Social Media

Ratings and Reviews

How to Attract Customer Reviews
How to Ask for Customer Reviews, Nicely
Webinar: User Reviews: The Power of Social Commerce
All customer reviews articles

User Submitted Photos

Do Customer Submitted Photos Add Value?

Community Moderation

Fake Customer Reviews, Bad Product Reviews - What to Do?

Reputation Management

Invesp Guest Post: Common Reputation Management Issues and How to Address Them

Turning a Reputation Crisis into an Opportunity

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Comments

  1. July 3rd, 2008

    Absolute genius!

  2. July 3rd, 2008

    A freaking amazing article.

  3. July 3rd, 2008

    Superb! *still grinning*

  4. July 3rd, 2008

    Bless you for recognizing the beauty of kiiiiittttties!

    :-)

  5. July 3rd, 2008

    Wow, very clever Linda! I am sure this will go viral :)

    Rich

  6. July 3rd, 2008

    Linda- WE LOVE THIS POST. OMG. We all laughed really good when we saw this. Happy belated Canada Day btw.

  7. July 3rd, 2008

    @ everyone,

    Thanks for your kind comments. You don’t know how long I’ve waited to post this, it’s been months in the making :)

    thanks for the Canada Day wishes, happy Independence Day to all our ‘Merican friends.

  8. Vorkje
    July 3rd, 2008

    This is a great article to start your day ;)

  9. Ana
    July 4th, 2008

    Language in Internet just like web 2.0 starts reflecting your real language - its deformalised.. i saw it already with SMSes - i even disliked it a bit at the beginning. its normal for Internet culture.. maybe deformalized is like less bureaucratic and more human oriented..

  10. July 4th, 2008

    Ha, great post Linda. Kittehs will lead us to world peace.

  11. July 4th, 2008

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahIcan’t stophahahahaha

  12. July 4th, 2008

    Check out this follow up from a fashion blogger/Get Elastic reader:

    http://appozitegeist.appozite.com/2008/07/i-can-has-shopping-cats/

  13. Laura
    July 5th, 2008

    I’ve been following you a while. I love this site. My granddaughter says Oh Hai too…she’s 3

  14. July 5th, 2008

    Oh Hai! Kute kittehz!

  15. July 6th, 2008

    Just for all the time you took to compile this. *Diggs* Awesome! :D

  16. July 6th, 2008

    Hilarious! :D

  17. July 15th, 2008

    Very very nice :). Very good idea for viral campaign :)

  18. Jae
    July 16th, 2008

    This made me smile. And that’s not expected to happen while reading a blog including ‘eCommerce’ in its title. Brilliant!

  19. August 10th, 2008

    Cat hat wins

  20. rotfl
    August 18th, 2008

    this is hilarious. The Invisible Shopping Cart is now my wallpaper.

  21. Хорошо получилось.

  22. omg kitty
    September 8th, 2008

    OMG sweet little kitty’s
    i wantz them

  23. October 18th, 2008

    Awesome selection of pictures to deal with each topic.

    I don’t check out ICHC often enough, but the relationship between the topic and the picture is hilarious.

  24. November 3rd, 2008

    What is that animal with no ears?

  25. November 4th, 2008

    That is an earless kitten. Cute, n’est-ce pas?

  26. February 4th, 2009

    “Je crois que ce n’est pas votre premier Web-travaillent! \;) “;2

  27. April 24th, 2009

    This was hilarious! I loved the cat hat with earmuffs. That should be on TV. Great compilation. Thanks for making my day.

  28. April 27th, 2009

    Thanks! This is still my favorite post I’ve ever done :)

  29. May 6th, 2009

    Ha ha ha, love it!

  30. Haha this is great! Thanks for the efforts!

  31. June 22nd, 2009

    Now if i can only get my kitties to stay still long enough for me to take a picture like these that would be a miracle!

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